It’s 3 am
You hear a noise in your kitchen
You go to investigate
It’s me sitting at your table
I ask you to sit down
“I want to know why you though that comment on my post was necessary.”
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
who needs friends when you have followers that don’t speak to you
I just calculated that I’ll have to sell 3 persons body parts on black market to get 3 small islands in Finland with 2 log homes, 2 saunas and 5 boats + I’ll have enough money left to buy over 500 000 chicken nuggets and 30 000 liters of coke.
we have 14 people + someones family. I think we could afford a bigger island and even more food.
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.