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[forever awkward]

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passific-rim-job:

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

a friend’s dad once hugged me goodbye and said “you’re like the daughter i never had” and his wife is like “you
have a daughter
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Never discredit your gut instinct. You’re not being paranoid. Your body can pick up vibrations, some better than others, and if something deep inside you says something’s not right about a person or situation, trust it and keep it pushing. 

(Source: nyamennwunamawu)

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jarjarbinkzz:

Ever since I turned 8, people seem to be less and less interested in hearing what my favorite dinosaur is.

(Source: zubat)

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sayhi-tosaturn:

awwww-cute:

I want to walk my new corgi, but his refusal is just too darn cute

OMG WANT
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detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great. And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
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