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[forever awkward]

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cannaoisseur:

youngharlemnigga:

lovethyhippie:

faked the whole squad

Extraordinary levels of finesse

even faked the cameraman
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xenawarriorprincess007:

countsassmaster:

sorchaception:

"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."

FLUFFY JELLYBEANS
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hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

(Source: lohnerism)

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missgingerninja:

do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?

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philcoulson:

IM SO INTO PARRISH/LYDIA/STILES

"I LIKE YOU. I’M GONNA KEEP YOU"

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT

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garrett: i've kidnapped liam
scott: MY SON