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sayhi-tosaturn:

awwww-cute:

I want to walk my new corgi, but his refusal is just too darn cute

OMG WANT
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detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great. And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
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sebthemagicdragon:

takanye:

echat:

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls

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exactable:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

(Source: exactable)

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beyoncebeytwice:

is everything expensive or am i just poor

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jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.
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duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:
Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake
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