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[forever awkward]

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writersprocrastinate:

Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing. 

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Peter: Not all werewolves are evil!
Sirius: Some people are really werewolves! Get over it!
James: - Hands out books to help educate people -
Snape: So, is there any reason that you three are so interested in werewolves' rights?
Peter: . . .
Sirius: . . .
James: . . .
Students: . . .
Peter: Why aren't YOU interested in werewolves' rights?
Sirius: Here, educate yourself!
James: - Throws a book at Snape's head -
Because let's face it, these three would constantly be animatedly activating for werewolves' rights while also trying to hide the fact that they have any association with a werewolf.
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i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

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johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

undercover-witch:

whatwoulddanhowelldo:

phlynn:

americans seem to think there are two accents in england

  • tally ho old chum cheerio yes yes wot wot

and

  • YOU AIGHT M8 I’LL FUCK YA UP FOR LOOKIN AT MY TELLY

which is 100% true

actually everyone thinks that

but english people seem to think americans have two accents

  • well hidey ho thare I was just goin to round up them there horses

and

  • woah gnarly waves dude lets go eat a hamburger and smoke some weed
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sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

(Source: the-maines)

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don’t // ed sheeran

don’t fuck with my love
that heart is so cold
all over my arms
i don’t wanna know that name

(Source: r23b)

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terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

(Source: terezisprite2)

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homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

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